Kalen Chase

Kalen Chase was born out of passion and fear in the desolate winter of 1983. He has traversed the rugged mountains of the Pacific northwest as a sensual lumberjack and practiced amateur smuggling in the far east. His voice is the siren song that has left countless maidens sweaty and confused on every continent save Antarctica. (watch out penguins!) He is the "bee's knees" and the "cat's meow"... Additionally he is the "aardvark's rectum"- Kalen refuses to comment on that particular detail. Just another mysterious facet of the proud member of Time and the Dragon. (member is also in reference to his penis)